Wrong again

At drama class, we gathered in groups and prepared a performance based on a poem (my type of stuff!). 

We chose "Wrong again", from Sophie Hannah, and as you can see in this very bad quality pic - from a youtube video, sorry! - we came up with quite a litteral rendering.

Ah, and it doesn't show there, but yes, I did lick the guy's face. 
For Art's sake...

Wrong again

I did the right thing once (may God reward me);

Restrained myself.  I took a moral stance.

Virtue, I found, was not my thing -- it bored me

Rigid, and I would like another chance

To earn myself a wicked reputation

Equal to yours.  I'll match you sin for sin.

Lies, promiscuity, inebriation --

It all sounds lovely.  What can we begin?

I used to be afraid of rumours spreading.

You made my fear seem fussy, immature.

Here's my new motto, the:  just change the bedding

And carry on exactly as before.

A single, happy night beneath your quilt

Is all I want.  I'll risk post-coital guilt.

-- Sophie Hannah